My First Malört
Do you remember your first time? The nervous anticipation. The strange faces. The lingering aftertaste. Whether you do it with a close friend or a total stranger, you never forget your first time… drinking Malört.
Campaigns
Malort World Record
On August 30, 2026, 2,000 people packed into Recess in Chicago to set the world record for largest mass of people taking a shot of Malort at the same time. Bars across the world tuned in to our livestream, with over 18,000 people participating. Everyone gathered to make a bad decision for a good cause, raising over $25,000 for Ravenswood Community Services.
Malört tastes like
We asked fans what Malört tastes like. Their answers did not disappoint. Check out the top-voted descriptions from real Malört drinkers.
i-Malörted
Are you ready to exercise your right to Malört? Head to your nearest bar and do your civic duty. Go out and Malört today.
Malört sucks
What started as an April Fools Joke got so much online engagement that we had to make it real. We’ll really do anything for you freaks. Buy your own tin here.
do not enjoy. Responsibly.
Malört: Do Not Enjoy. Responsibly.
Featuring the iconic Malört Face. You know the one.
Malört Limited releases
Seasonal Malört flavors like Pumpkin Spice, Malörtsgiving, and Candy Cane fueled a fundraising run that brought in $98,585 for charity. Proceeds were split between Punk Rock Saves Lives, Lemons of Love, and Vision of Children Foundation.
